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quotes
aka the things that scroll by at the top of the main page
"quotes" that i made
- chigaco
- a mispelling of chicago i wrote down, apparently
- why am i speaking nonsense upon this photopicture of a hillock
- there is a ghost inside my home; why wont this man leave me alone
- from this awful song i wrote
- now with 0% less hyphens!
- making fun of the website you're currently on
- you haven't lived until you've shotgunned a bag of chocolate chips
- get your mind out of the gutter!
- warning: may contain lethal amounts of cringe. proceed at your own risk
- lead sugars
- nintendo won't make a tomodachi life 2
- pokewilds v0.9 when
- a reference to the fact that the pokewilds 0.9 update has been in development for several years
- who let this guy cook
- guestbook more like glorified chatroom
- blocks 3, the sequel
- WHY IS MOTHER 3 SO SAD
- song lyrics make bad blogpost names
- this is a direct shot at LG
- please stop reading these you will only lose out on lifespan
- i breathed today. have you?
- straight from the subconscious
- i feel ill
- triple decker grilled triple cheese sandwich
- i wonder if i could make a cartoon
- insert, home, page up, delete, end, page down
- *jeopardy buzzer*
- obawaujuku
- in n' out 2 is a cinematic disaster
- I am never moving to Japanifornia
- you are now manually breathing
- THE GAME
- "why does your pillow have the same weight and density as a rock?"
- it's for the good of the colony
- reverse mermaid
- commas save lives
- the lg productions and megagames llc merger was a epic failure
- y2k more like 2000 AD
- i am now become blogger, writer of thoughts
- the heavy bass drops and my brains fly out of my eyes
- banned camp
- i will never become a soundcloud rapper! the soundcloud mafia behind the door:
- when will the what why where how there
- interests evolve into fascinations, and devolve into obsessions
- cheesed to meet you
- insert something mildly profound here
- mfw when the space walks(it is the absence of anything):
- it is always morally correct to pirate adobe products
- i legally cannot condone pirating adobe products
- all rights reserved
- ＮＯ ï¼ï¼µï¼³ï¼©ï¼£
- i have no idea what happened here
- boss theme; look inside; amen break
- Oh boy! 3 AM!
- fruit gear air or something, i didn't study graphic design in school
- nooo! i dont wanna become a statistic!!
- Known to cause cancer in the state of California
- street pass mee plaza
- rata-rata-rata-tan!
- two million bajillion dollar
- hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars, millions and billions and trillions of dollars
- thaboar has corperativezed... cookie cutter background, what nest, underpaying workers?
- these suck, don't they
- i applaud your self-awareness, me
- anime is real
- anime is not real
- under the table ass real
- moon
- bound to the earth, the next hit videogame to movie adaptation
- must be a scratch bug
quotes from various youtube videos
- tomorrow's another day. im takin a bite of my bagel
- MATTHEW IS A FRIEND TO MANY
quotes from pop culture
- tomorrow's another day. im takin a bite of my bagel
- MATTHEW IS A FRIEND TO MANY
quotes from discord
- tomorrow's another day. im takin a bite of my bagel
- MATTHEW IS A FRIEND TO MANY
actual, genuine quotes
- "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
- The man who likes walking will walk further then the man who likes the destination.
- If it's not fun, why bother?
- when in doubt, brute-force quantifiable merit
- When an animation has an error, it distracts the viewer. When an animation is composed of errors, it mesmerizes the viewer.
- "However, a doctor may lie if it's within their best interest."
- vulgarity is no substitute for wit
- ill remember who said this at some point
- ...due to booming population, booming appetites, and a basic lack of planning...
- The narrator at the beginning of Pikmin 3